Category: Horoscopes

This week is all about karma: you give nothing and will get nothing, as usual. You’re being pushed beyond your comfort zones, but you’ll be pulled back into your comfort zones almost immediately. On March 15, Mercury retrograde in Aries begins, which can create a lot of confusion, if you are paying too much attention…

On March 2, Venus, the planet of love—because what’s not to love about a planet full of 1000-degree poisonous gas?—begins its retrograde. It’s always sad to see that happen, but Venus is getting pretty old. Then on March 3, which, if I’m not very much mistaken, is the next day, Mercury enters Aries, a gargantuan…

Mars ends its retrograde this week. You wish a few more people would end their retrograde, but being people, they won’t. Then there’s a Pisces new moon on February 28. I’d like to say this meant something, but I’m pretty sure its significance to you is zero, whatever anyone else says. This week, carry on…

Aquarius season comes to a close, and Pisces season begins. You would think it was the other way around, but apparently not. Either way, don’t let it throw you. “Efficiency and its discontents” is the theme for the week. You’ve tried to become a lean and mean titan of industry, but it’s starting to settle…

The full moon enters Leo on Feb 12, which means listen to your inner child. Actually, you should always be doing that. Then on February 14, Mercury Enters Pisces, and not a moment too soon, since the laws of physics determined it. Take this time to indulge in reverie, as it may yield a creative…

On February 4, Venus, the planet of love, glides into Aries, which does Aries some good at least. At the same time, Jupiter ends its retrograde in Gemini, bringing cosmic relief for Gemini and shame for Jupiter; he usually does a better job holding it together. This planetary interplay will be roughly average for a…

Jan 28, Mercury enters Aquarius, with explosive results that will occur so far away they will be imperceptible. This will be a week of rethinking recent decisions that may have been inspired by rash exuberance. On Jan 29, the North Node enters Pisces. I wish I could say it were otherwise, but there it is.…

The sun moves into Aquarius, so there’s that. Then, on January 19, our awareness calls us to embody values of community, contribution and goodwill, because on January 20, all of that will be over for while. Then, on January 21, the sun conjuncts Pluto, which is totally unfair, but no one is going to do…

The Cancer full moon on Monday means prepare yourself for things to get a little…ughh…weird. Aries (March 21 – April 19):You are probably right that the world is run by incompetent hacks, but try not to bring down the average even further by contributing your opinions. Taurus (April 20 – May 20):This week you will…

This week Mercury squares Neptune and the future is looking a little murky, but that doesn’t make what Mercury did okay. Whoa, here comes Cancer, the crab made of stars, not the disease. That means this will be a season of the status quo, just as it is every season. Then, Mercury enters Capricorn. Kinda…